Have any of you noticed? Everyone is retarded. Honestly. Everyone, everywhere has some form of retardation. Sure, some are mentally retarded but there are so many others forms to be considered. I am not an exception either. I too am retarded or more specifically I am socially retarded. My social skills leave much to be desired. I have lived in my own little world for so long that I sometimes have trouble when I am forced into the real world and I find that there are other people there that I have to deal with. Thankfully, I have realized this. So now all I have to do is cure myself of it. Sounds good on paper but it’s not as easy as you may think. I will try none the less though. But my question to you, my friends, is what type of retard are you?