Well, it’s been awhile since I have made an entry. So, for those of you who aren’t in the loop, I just had surgery on my heel. (That’s a whole different story I will regale you with later) Anyway, I just wanted to comment on this a little bit. Today I took the dressings off my leg to take a shower and to my surprise I found I had turned into, from the knees down, Frankenstein’s monster. They just don’t match any more. My left leg muscles have atrophy quite a bit. By contrast, just to make things worse, my foot is still swollen. It’s a tad alarming to look at. Luckily, I’m not superficial. Otherwise I might have been a little concerned about my beautiful, perfect legs… once flawless. (Sigh)

Now I know some of you are thinking “Frankenstein’s monster from the knees down? What about from the neck up.” Well, all I have to say about that is… um… yo’ mama is… bitch. But I digress. Long story short. I look like Tiny Tim’s out of shape, borderline alcoholic, smoke happy doppelganger.