So, my friends and I were down in the District of Rock Island. And as we sat there we got on the subject of The Muppet Show. Then we couldn't think of the name of the two old men in the balcony that always had some sort of smartassed comment to make. Any way my brother and our friend Ahz walked all over the district asking drunken people what their names were. No one knew.

So this is what they look like.

Their names, my friends, are Waldorf and Statler.