fortune cookie says:
"a letter of great importance will reach you soon."
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fortune cookie says:
"Step out on life's stage. Stardom is just ahead!"
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fortune cookie says:
“Your destiny lies before you, choose wisely.”
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fortune cookie says:
‘if you can shape it in your mind, you will find it in your life.’
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fortune cookie says:
'Happier days are definitely ahead for you, struggle has ended.'
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fortune cookie says:
'If your desires are not extravagant, they will be granted.'
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fortune cookie says:
'You have a yearning for perfection.'
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fortune cookie says:
'It's time you asked that special someone out on a date.'
You know, there are so many things wrong with that fortune that I don't even know where to begin.
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fortune cookie says:
'There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you.'
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What in the hell? Two fortunes in one cookie? It’s like a pathetic and horribly unimaginative dream come true.
fortune cookie says:
'Practice makes perfect.'
Yeah, no shit.
and:
'Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation.'
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fortune cookie says:
'You'll be called to a post requiring your ablilty to handle people.'
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fortune cookie says:
'You have creative power to achieve your aim, but wait for the right time.'
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fortune cookie says:
'Good health will be yours for a long time.'
Ok that’s all well and good. I mean it is nice to know that good health will be mine for a long time. But what the hell! When I open up a cookie I want it to be as vague and nonsensical as possible just like ever other cookie I have ever gotten. What’s with the clear and concise bullshit? Is it me?
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fortune cookie says:
'You have an unusual understanding of the problems of others.'
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